Two doity boids
Sitting on a koib
eating doity woims
singing doity woids
Adding the suffix, "gate" to any kind of scandal has been the vogue now for a while. I was too young to pay any attention to Watergate, but I can certainly remember Col. Oliver North, and ContraGate. See also Irangate, Climategate, Hackgate, and Margate.
Lately, the word that gets attached to anything bad is "Toxic".
Obviously the word has been around for hundreds of years but ever since the world economy started to implode in 2008, everyone was suddenly talking about "Toxic Debt".
So I propose, as the ultimate buzzword, to be used only in relation to the most fucked up situation,