... To the fabulous Farnborough farting festival!
Fans of flatulance from as far afield as France, Finland and Florida will find friends and fellowship as they flow into the fray.
Friday's fete will feature four former finalists - local favourite, Fred Fagan from Frimley; Fiona Fullerton, from Fulham, who as always looks fantastic in fake fur and flippers; foreign affictionado, Federico Fabregas from far flung Flanders and finally, "Ferocious" Felix Flint, fresh from the Felixtowe fiesta, with his famous flute.
The forecast is fair but the function suite of the fitness centre has been fitted out with fans in case of frost or flood.
Free admittance if you flourish this flyer!
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