There's an old Victor Lewis-Smith radio sketch in which he's supposedly in some hallowed academic hall, being awarded a chair in deconstructionism. He sit's on it and falls flat on his ass as the chair falls to bits beneath him. I used to find him funny.
There's also something called fornophilia. Furniture fetish. The fornophiliac gets his jollies not from shagging a standard lamp, but from imagining himself or others being turned into or used as a piece of furniture. It's part of the bondage/BDSM schtick.
I'm very attached to my chair. I got it from ikea about 5 years ago, and it was pretty expensive, at least by our standards. I think it cost us about £125, which is a lot of money for a single chair.
But it was made of soft red leather. It swivelled freely. And it reclined quite a long way. It was comfortable when used for long periods. It allowed me to fall into a drunken sleep without waking up on the floor. I spend a lot of time in here, sat on this chair. I've more than got my money's worth from it.
Lately though, it was starting to show signs of wear. The leather had split at the front of the seat, revealing fabric and plastic innards. It was getting increasingly noisy. Every movement was accompanied by a squeak, to the point where Bren walked in with a can of WD40, and sprayed the moving parts liberally.
This morning, things weren't at all right. The chair wanted to swivel, and things were obviously sloping in ways that they shouldn't have been. So I had a closer look.
the chair is basically two parts - the main chair bit is a complete unit that terminates in a round pole. The other bit is a metal tubing base, similar in size and form to a steering wheel. The three spokes of that wheel go to a central hollow column, which the chair's pole sits inside. That's what allows it to swivel freely.
Two of the three spokes have ripped free of the central column, leaving the remaining spoke, and the column itself free to bend. The chair is not usable. If I try to use it, it will completely snap the base.
I suppose someone will basic welding skills will be able to turn the base back into something functional. Until then, I'm making do with a cheap plastic swivel chair. It's a pale imatation.