Sometimes the connection times out. Sometimes I can come back to a page I've initiated after a few minutes to find it's sorted itself out. Like now, when I've clicked "sign in" and "new post".
Trouble is, I've forgotten what I wanted to say.
Most of my site traffic is still looking for triple breasted women, although a few people have popped in to look at my picture of the middle of the atlantic ocean.
Welcome! If you were looking for wanking material, sorry to disappoint you. How anyone could get off on a picture of an empty ocean is beyond me, but whatever floats your boat...
Did you like that? It's a pun, you see.
Floats your boat.
Ah well, never mind.
I'm wondering if I can add alt tags to my pictures. On my desktop computer, sitting unused and unloved upstairs, I have dreamweaver, and could easily do a post and copy/paste the code over into blogger. But the laptop is so much more convenient, and stops me skulking in my little cave.
I could vastly increase the number of hits my site gets if I alt tagged all my pictures with naughty words.
So let's try it. (waits for 5 minutes for upload image page to display something useful...)
Aha! The Alt tag is already embedded into the code, but as a null string ("")
So all I should have to do is put whatever obscene perversion I like between the quotes. So here goes. If this works, right clicking your mouse over the picture of the window of a derelict cottage and selecting "properties" should bring up a the words "nicholas winterton's willy"
If you do a google image search for this term in a week or two, you might well find the picture above.
Please note: I am in no way trying to imply that Nicholas Winterton's willy looks anything like the window of a derelict cottage. It was just the first expletive that popped into my head.